What Kind of Dog Are You?
Heat misery in metro Phoenix: 115.
My willingness to do anything constructive: negative 115
Instead, I wasted five precious minutes and took this quiz: What kind of dog breed are you?
The results surprised me — I would have never guessed that I would be considered this breed. I was sure I would be a fun-loving, food-focused Beagle, like a certain other Beagle I know and love.
Instead I am something completely different. Who knew?
If you tell me your breed — I’ll tell you mine
Thanks to a Most Loyal Reader for sharing this delicious waste of time.
Turns out that I am a German Shepherd! “The Perfectionist”
Doggedly dedicated to getting the job done, you don’t let silly little distractions get in the way of putting in a full day’s work. And after you come home, chowing down on a little grub and taking a little catnap is all it takes to get you up and at ’em for round two, whatever that may entail. Your dogma emphasizes the importance of hard work, and you swim laps around your dog-paddling, time-wasting co-workers. Your cleverness leads to you often being entrusted with some pretty important tasks, which you are always more than happy to sink your canines into. You really dig being outdoors and love a bit of exercise, but you draw the line at the ridiculous stuff, choosing a game of beach volleyball over Pilates in the park any day.